Your name is VENUS. This is your CARRD, which you put on your social media accounts to give people a quick rundown about yourself without all the small talk because you're EXTREMELY SOCIALLY AWKWARD ONLINE and a TOTAL LOSER. Not to mention the sudden influx of GROSS FREAKS you've been seeing ever since you got into HOMESTUCK that you desperately want to DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM. Eugh.You have a variety of USERNAMES you go by, but you prefer sillyMewtini and tricksyMewtini. You oftenn make spellign mistakes and use excessigve punctuiation and emoticioons to express your feelignx!!! ::33

Holy SHIT do you love CATS.You only have TWO, and both of them make life SO MUCH BETTER TO LIVE. One is named KITTY, but you call her BIG MAMA, since she is INCREDIBLY FAT despite only feeding her the normal amount of food a cat needs. Your other cat is named JACK, and he is the CUDDLIEST GUY EVER while somehow also SHYING AWAY FROM ANY KIND OF TOUCH. You have no idea why he does this.

You love HORROR MOVIES and HORROR MEDIA IN GENERAL, including HORROR GAMES and VARIOUS ANALOG HORROR SERIES. You especially have an interest in INDIE HORROR GAMES, like CRY OF FEAR, FRAN BOW, KINITOPET, BALDI'S BASICS, and FAITH THE HOLY TRINITY.
You have never played them before, which probably makes you sound like a TOTAL POSER, but you're TOO BROKE FOR A COMPUTER, and none of your favorites are on XBOX, either. You love watching THEORY VIDEOS, ICEBERGS, and GAMEPLAYS of your favorites regardless of this issue, meaning you know A LOT OF WEIRD TRIVIA ABOUT THEM, which you are fond of sharing FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON WHATSOEVER.You also have a deep infatuation with INDIE GAMES, like UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE-- which you have been heavily hyperfixated on since 2016 and 2018 respectively. Despite your last point, you have played BOTH OF THESE GAMES, and you are SO HAPPY YOU DID, as it let you experience the games in full on your own.You have a MILD interest in PSYCHOLOGY and UNDERTAKING/THE MORTUARY or whatever the hell it's called. Psychology is always fun to learn about, especially because its EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT SHIT THAT YOU'VE BEEN DEALING WITH in life. Becoming a MORTICIAN (or a MORTUARY COSMETOLOGIST, you don't really have a preference) sounds SUPER SICK, seeing as how they work in VERY SMALL TEAMS (or ALONE, even better!) and you DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AS MUCH and get paid HELLA CASH, which means it's basically your DREAM JOB.You also really like maintaining your SPACEHEY, but you have NO IDEA HOW TO CODE ONE. All you have experience with is IMG SRCs and HEX CODES, which makes you feel KINDA EMBARRASSED when you look at other peoples PROFILES and see how much BETTER THEY ARE than yours. You DON'T REALLY CARE THAT MUCH, though -- you're just very DRAMATIC and EXPRESSIVE with your wordplay, much to your DETRIMENT as you DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT MUCH IN GENERAL.